题目

阅读理解 Recently,a group of scientists decided to find out what the funniest joke in the worldwas. This was obviously a difficult task, as no two people really agree aboutwhat is funny and what is not—especially when they are from differentcountries. Here isthe joke which the experts decided was the funniest joke in the world： Twohunters were out in the woods. One of them fell to the ground. He didn't seemto be breathing; his eyes were closed. The other hunter took out his mobilephone and called the emergency services. Myfriend is dead! he cried to the operator. What can I do？The oPlease ________ the pork, Jack. It ________ delicious. [　　] A．taste…taste B．tastes…tastes C．tastes…taste D．taste…tastes